Napoleon Dynamite
Many of you guessed who I was last week. Everyone was wrong, I was
Napoleon Dynamite.
I am retired now, a full-time writer. I still actively do retreats. I love the works of Thomas Merton and my new book, "Spiritual Journaling -God's Whispers in Daily Living" is available on Kindle and Amazon. http://amzn.to/qQz6Ng
Many of you guessed who I was last week. Everyone was wrong, I was
My redneck ham buddies got all dressed up last night and ate at TEA with
"Do you not know, my friend. That you owe the first fruits of your heart
Next Friday evening we will be in St. Louis preparing for the wedding of my nephew Breck Phillips. It was just over a year ago that our daughter, Melinda, married Mike. This will probably be the last big wedding in a long time.
Guess who I am going to be dressed like on halloween?
Thanks to Bud Selig the American League will win the world series again.
TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!!
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her
car
has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation
to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the
brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few
minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard.", he says. "She got
in the back seat by mistake."
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FAMILY
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night
the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in a pauses. She yells
to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94
year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts
up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92
year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her
sisters. She shakes her head and said, "I sure hope I never get that
forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both
of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine
March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the
second man replied, "it's Thursday". And the third man chimed in, "So
am I, let's have a drink."
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ROMANCE
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling
asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She
said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he
reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to
sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and
settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to
bit my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of
bed. "Where are you going?" she asked. He replied, "To get my teeth!"
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SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I
just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on
Interstate 77. Please be careful!" "Hell" said Herman, "It's not just
one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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SENIOR DRIVING II
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely
see
over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing
it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few
more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red
again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat
was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned
that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next
intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.
So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, do you know that
we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us
both!" Mildred turned to her and said, "Heck! am I driving?"
Our Sunday School lesson this morning is from Romans 6. Verse 13 says
"offer yourself to God."
What does it mean to offer ourselves to God? You think about that.
Talk about a treat. Do any of you know who these people are? They were at the Internationl Thomas Merton Meeting in San Diego in 2005.
In case you are interested here are the FLICKR photographs. There are 152 in all.
A new book of poetry of Thomas Merton has just been completed. For a detailed book review go to A Book Review by Lisa Dahm.
Mark and Christi Eley have written a book titled, "Merton's Mountain," A Child's Journey with Thomas Merton. The main lesson of the book is a program to develop faith and virtues. It is mainly for home schooled children. For further details check on Merton's Mountain Website.
"I have got in the habit of walking up and down under the trees along
the wall of the cemetary in the presence of God." (Merton)
In the morning, after I arrive at work, I often walk along a "cloister"
(a name I gave it) and pray for the people I meet, or will meet during
the day. This is a discipline carved with spiritual intent. It is
especially nice now that the weather is nice without the stiffling
heat.
Yes, Jesus often got up early to pray.
When do you pray?
What a beautiful day. After church and a nap, while the Titans played,
These two wonderful persons were members of a church I pastored several
years ago. Please remember them in your prayers.
PATTI WILLIAMS
I'm leaving for Africa this morning and this will be your last prayer
request update until I get back. Sorry, this one is so delayed, but it
has been a wild two week. I did sit for both exams Mon & Tues and
passed. Yeah God! Roger and I got moved (barely) from the hotel to our
house. We stayed here last night. I covet your prayers for me as I
begin this adventure.
MELISSA PROCTOR
I just wanted to tell you about an amazing opportunity God has brought
my way. Next week, Oct. 17-23, I am planning to travel to just outside
Montego Bay, Jamaica for a mission trip. While Jamaica is known for its
beautiful resorts and tropical beaches, just outsides these touristy
areas, live people who are beyond poor: both financially and
spiritually.
The Jamaican people live in fear of the spirits around them. Voodoo and
witchcraft are prominent among even those who confess Christ as Savior.
Physically, the situation is equally desperate. During my time there, I
will be working at an orphanage. There are approximately 60 children
there, most orphans due to the impact of HIV/AIDS. The orphanage is
painfully understaffed. While there, I will be working with others from
the USA on basic maintenance and upkeep on the physical property,
participating in Children's Bible School, and relieving the nurses by
helping with the children.
I am humbly asking for your help. Please pray for me and the others
while we are there. Specific prayer requests include:
· Safety while traveling, this will be the longest flight I've ever been
on. I know it's not that far, but it's the farthest I've been :)
· Safety while there, the island of Jamaica is characterized by
violence.
· Opportunity for sharing the gospel: Pray that God will allow me
opportunities for
sharing Christ's love with others and for the boldness to take the
opportunities speak the Truth in love.
· Just this year alone, three hurricanes swept over Jamaica and have
damaged the building. Pray that our repairs will be as professional as
possible and effective.
· Pray for the others who will joining me there. I am going alone, so
pray that God
will use this as a time to fellowship and bond with other Christians.
Please, above all, pray for the children and adults that we will be
ministering to. Pray that they would be able to feel and sense the love
of Christ and that the
Holy Spirit would intercede and convict, convince and consecrate their
hearts to
Christ.
Thank you so much for sharing in what God is doing in my life. My first
year and a half at school has been beyond description. I have learned
so much, not just academically but experientially, about our Lord's
love, faithfulness, providence, and plan for my life. If you have any
questions please let me know: My cell phone is 615-804-4956 and my
e-mail is mproctor227@sbtsstudents.net
In His Service, Melissa Proctor
I am sending you to them to open their eyes and turn them from darkness
to light, and from the power of Satan to God, so that they may receive
forgiveness of sins and a place among those who are sanctified by faith
in me.
Acts 26:18
Lectio-Divina adds some interesting comments to our lives. This morning from Psalm 108 I read "Great is THY Faithfulness." What a wonderful reminder to each of us.
I am preparing a sermon called Giants, Grasshoppers, and God based on
Numbers 13.
I read from Robert Frost, one acquainted with the night.
I pray.
Prayer is a dialogue between lovers.
Prayer is not doing something but being with someone.
Prayer is a loving exchange of friendship between God and the soul. (St.
Theresa)
BIRTHDAY SERMON
Kathleen Norris wrote one of my favorite books, A Cloister Walk. It describes a year she spent at St. John’s Monastery in Minnesota. Many times I just thumb through it and read the underlined passages.
I ate a sweet and sour pork dinner at a mongolian grill tonight then